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The Ballad of Chapped Lip Calquhoun by Sideways Hank O'Malley and The Alabama Bottle Boys
Posted by Kirk-Cocaine Sep. 29, 2009 @ 9:29 PM EDTA time for peace, I swear its not too late.
As much as I hate religion, this is still a tune.
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!There are days when we all say we feel we just can't go on
Posted by Kirk-Cocaine Aug. 17, 2009 @ 8:56 PM EDTBut you've felt this way all along.
Updated: 08/17/09 8:56 PM 6 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!THAT'S RIGHT, THE DISCLAIMER!
THIS AMERICAN APPLE PIE INSTITUTION KNOWN AS PARENTAL DISCRETION WILL CLEANSE ANY SENSE OF INNUENDO OR SARCASM FROM THE LYRICS THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY MAKE YOU THINK AND WILL ALSO INSULT YOUR INTELLIGENCE AT THE SAME TIME.
SO PROTECT YOUR FAMILY! THIS POST CONTAINS EXPLICIT DEPICTIONS OF THINGS WHICH ARE REAL. THESE REAL THINGS ARE COMMONLY KNOWN AS LIFE!
SO IF IT SOUNDS SARCASTIC, DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.
IF IT SOUNDS DANGEROUS, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME OR AT ALL.
AND IF IT OFFENDS YOU, JUST DON'T LISTEN TO IT.
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