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Kirk-Cocaine

Age/Gender: 22, Male
Location: Greater London, UK
Job: Student

It's better to burn out than to fade away!

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Goodbye Forever

Posted by Kirk-Cocaine Jun. 16, 2009 @ 7:02 PM EDT

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Feed 'em to the pigs, Errol

Posted by Kirk-Cocaine Apr. 26, 2009 @ 6:31 PM EDT

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE DISCLAIMER!

Posted by Kirk-Cocaine Apr. 17, 2009 @ 8:46 PM EDT

THAT'S RIGHT, THE DISCLAIMER!

THIS AMERICAN APPLE PIE INSTITUTION KNOWN AS PARENTAL DISCRETION WILL CLEANSE ANY SENSE OF INNUENDO OR SARCASM FROM THE LYRICS THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY MAKE YOU THINK AND WILL ALSO INSULT YOUR INTELLIGENCE AT THE SAME TIME.

SO PROTECT YOUR FAMILY! THIS POST CONTAINS EXPLICIT DEPICTIONS OF THINGS WHICH ARE REAL. THESE REAL THINGS ARE COMMONLY KNOWN AS LIFE!

SO IF IT SOUNDS SARCASTIC, DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.

IF IT SOUNDS DANGEROUS, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME OR AT ALL.

AND IF IT OFFENDS YOU, JUST DON'T LISTEN TO IT.

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Too Many Dicks

Posted by Kirk-Cocaine Feb. 16, 2009 @ 7:56 AM EST

On The Dance Floor

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I'm a one track lover...

Posted by Kirk-Cocaine Nov. 3, 2008 @ 4:34 PM EST

...down a two way lane.

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Reading, London and... WORK

Posted by Kirk-Cocaine Sep. 12, 2008 @ 9:07 PM EDT

"Kirk, make a new news post", cry the masses.

Well maybe not the masses, but I'm gonna make a post anyway (sorry).

Reading

No, not REEDING, it's pronounced Red-ing, Americans! As in the awesome music festival. Not only did I see RATM AND Metallica but I also met BBM.

Awesome.

London

London
was awesome, AGAIN.

Thanks for Luis for doing it again. <3 Everyone there was great, but massive shout out to Dave, Keith, James, Eddy, Bez, Leo, Dean, Tom, Hans and Paul as we seemed to talk the most!

Work

Yeah, so as part of my Uni course, I've got a job for the next year. So that's why I've been absent lately.

You've been absent Kirk?

Haha, fuck you >=(

So yeah, I've got a job at Ralph.

LOL SO I'LL SEE YOU FUCKERS IN JANUARY. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

P.S. MOD LOVIN'

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Hooray for Captain Spaulding

Posted by Kirk-Cocaine Jul. 16, 2008 @ 10:39 PM EDT

The African explorer.

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