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Kirk-Cocaine

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It's better to burn out than to fade away!

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Kirk-Cocaine

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE DISCLAIMER!

Posted by Kirk-Cocaine Apr. 17, 2009 @ 8:46 PM EDT

THAT'S RIGHT, THE DISCLAIMER!

THIS AMERICAN APPLE PIE INSTITUTION KNOWN AS PARENTAL DISCRETION WILL CLEANSE ANY SENSE OF INNUENDO OR SARCASM FROM THE LYRICS THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY MAKE YOU THINK AND WILL ALSO INSULT YOUR INTELLIGENCE AT THE SAME TIME.

SO PROTECT YOUR FAMILY! THIS POST CONTAINS EXPLICIT DEPICTIONS OF THINGS WHICH ARE REAL. THESE REAL THINGS ARE COMMONLY KNOWN AS LIFE!

SO IF IT SOUNDS SARCASTIC, DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.

IF IT SOUNDS DANGEROUS, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME OR AT ALL.

AND IF IT OFFENDS YOU, JUST DON'T LISTEN TO IT.

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5 Comments

Apr. 18, 2009 | 4:08 PM svsaproductions says:

*Cough*...

-SVSA


Apr. 22, 2009 | 6:02 PM zrb says:

Lies!


Apr. 23, 2009 | 10:26 AM JPI says:

Ahh! It's time to relax... You know what that means;
A glass of wine, your favourite easy chair and of course this compact disc playing on your home stereo.

So go on... indulge yourself, that's right! Kick off your shoes, put your feet up, lean back and just enjoy the melodies, after all... music soothes even the savage beast!


Apr. 24, 2009 | 9:56 AM Malachy says:

I'M OFFENDED!


Apr. 26, 2009 | 7:52 AM Doomsday-One says:

Happy Disclaimer Day!

Disclaimer Day takes no legal responsibility for the content of any disclaimers involved on said day, and all complaints/concerns should be directed to the respective owner of said disclaimer.
Disclaimer Day makes no guarantee that such a day constitutes as a holiday, or even an actual day. Dates may vary.

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