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Kirk-Cocaine
It's better to burn out than to fade away!

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE DISCLAIMER!

Posted by Kirk-Cocaine - April 17th, 2009


THAT'S RIGHT, THE DISCLAIMER!

THIS AMERICAN APPLE PIE INSTITUTION KNOWN AS PARENTAL DISCRETION WILL CLEANSE ANY SENSE OF INNUENDO OR SARCASM FROM THE LYRICS THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY MAKE YOU THINK AND WILL ALSO INSULT YOUR INTELLIGENCE AT THE SAME TIME.

SO PROTECT YOUR FAMILY! THIS POST CONTAINS EXPLICIT DEPICTIONS OF THINGS WHICH ARE REAL. THESE REAL THINGS ARE COMMONLY KNOWN AS LIFE!

SO IF IT SOUNDS SARCASTIC, DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.

IF IT SOUNDS DANGEROUS, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME OR AT ALL.

AND IF IT OFFENDS YOU, JUST DON'T LISTEN TO IT.


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-SVSA

Ahh! It's time to relax... You know what that means;
A glass of wine, your favourite easy chair and of course this compact disc playing on your home stereo.

So go on... indulge yourself, that's right! Kick off your shoes, put your feet up, lean back and just enjoy the melodies, after all... music soothes even the savage beast!

I'M OFFENDED!

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