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Total Medals Earned: 2,364 (From 485 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 37,080 Points

the classroom 3

Medals Earned: 4/8 (30/230 points)

LEARNER 5 Points

Complete the tutorial.

PERVERT 5 Points

What are you staring at?

BULLY 10 Points

Punch the geek.

CHEATER 10 Points

Finish the first level.

ONE SLICK KID 25 Points

Alter the test.

VETERAN 25 Points

Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.

FUTURE GRADUATE 50 Points

Complete the game without using passwords.

PERFECTIONIST 100 Points

Complete the game without being caught.

THE DAWN

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/90 points)

fallen forest 5 Points

Cut dawn the tree

the bridge has fallen 10 Points

Enter the correct password to activate the bridge

you win 25 Points

Complete the game

Kill the programmer 50 Points

Find the programmer's card

The Duder Dilemma

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/200 points)

Hick-tory 25 Points

Defeat the boss

Red-headed step-child 25 Points

Buy all upgrades, including the jetpack

Corn-fed-erate soldier 50 Points

Earn 2500 points or more

Yokel Anesthetic 100 Points

Beat the boss without upgrading anything

The Flying Grapefruit

Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/110 points)

You Won 10 Points

Beat the game.

750 25 Points

Finish the game with 750 leaves.

Infinite - 500 25 Points

Get a score of 500+ on infinite mode

Infinite - 1000 50 Points

Get 1000 points on infinite mode

The Hearts

Medals Earned: 5/13 (110/330 points)

60s5K 5 Points

Score at least 5000 points in 60s mode

Chain8 5 Points

Create a chain of at least 8 hearts

60s15K 25 Points

Score at least 15000 points in 60s mode

Chain12 25 Points

Create a chain of at least 12 hearts

Chain14 50 Points

Create a chain of at least 14 hearts

20M5K 5 Points

Score at least 5000 points in 20 moves mode

CH5K 5 Points

Score at least 5000 points in Challenge mode

20M10K 10 Points

Score at least 10000 points in 20 moves mode

20M15K 25 Points

Score at least 15000 points in 20 moves mode

CH15K 25 Points

Score at least 15000 points in Challenge mode

20M25K 50 Points

Score at least 25000 points in 20 moves mode

60s20K 50 Points

Score at least 20 000 points in 60s mode

CH30K 50 Points

Score at least 30000 points in Challenge mode

The Interview Codex

Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/140 points)

Knowledge Peeker 5 Points

Visit the codex for the first time.

DEAD! 5 Points

there all dead

EDD's 5 Points

World

Hans off! 5 Points

Can't touch this.

HE WOBBLES... 5 Points

but he doesn't fall down

KFC 5 Points

who you call'n chicken?

Knowledge Creeper 5 Points

Visit the codex 10 times.

Knowledge Seeker 5 Points

Visit the codex 50 times.

Mariachi Mang 5 Points

¿Dónde está mi cerveza

only $5 each 5 Points

there you go... good bye!

orsppA 5 Points

???

Paradox 5 Points

Who will interview the interviewmen?

PLEASE HELP! 5 Points

The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.

Psycho? 5 Points

maybe.

Secret pixel hand shake. 5 Points

...

Sexual Decapoda 5 Points

Nephropidae

Supa Sumba Pawdy. 5 Points

Cake and apple pie.

The bees Justin... 5 Points

Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?

This is madness! 5 Points

Yes it is.

to mod, or not to mod? 5 Points

that is the ummmm somthing...

YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH... 5 Points

HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH... 5 Points

I'm almost done.

FUL of P 10 Points

hhhmmmmm.

Knowledge Keeper 10 Points

Visit the codex 100 times.

THE KING OF THE PORTAL! 10 Points

He will always be to me...

the Kill Kar II: Revenge

Medals Earned: 9/9 (470/470 points)

Klean run 10 Points

Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car

Krapped on 10 Points

Pass a level with less then 5% health left

Kataklism 25 Points

Kill everyone in any level using only missiles

Krash the Kage 25 Points

Escape to the big city

Kash Kow 50 Points

Earn over 100,000 dollars

Kill-a-K 50 Points

Kill one thousand people

Kan do 100 Points

Beat all levels above 80%

Kant Katch Up 100 Points

Get gold on all race levels

Kraked 100 Points

Beat the game

The Lance!

Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/50 points)

Handle on things 5 Points

First Victory

Scrooge McJoust 10 Points

Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.

Plays Lance A Lot 10 Points

Beat the Champ.

Horses For Courses 25 Points

Buy the best horse. What a bargain!

The Snow Runs Red

Medals Earned: 5/10 (185/460 points)

NO TREE FOR ME 10 Points

Survive an entire level with a dead tree

KID KILLA 25 Points

Kill each type of kid at least 5 times

BLOODY MESS 50 Points

Survive 15 levels without dying once

GIMME GIMME 50 Points

Max out the gift drop rate of your tree

HEALTHY HEART 50 Points

Max out Mrs. Claus' hit points capacity

GET A LIFE 25 Points

Collect tree extra lives during a single game

25 AND STILL ALIVE 50 Points

Survive to level 25

AMMO KABLAMO 50 Points

Max out Mrs. Claus' ammo capacity

TREE HUGGER 50 Points

Max out your tree defenses

WINTER WARRIOR 100 Points

Max out all four upgrade categories

The Squirrel Game

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/170 points)

A Harsh Winter Coming On 5 Points

End a level with a full supply of acorns

Fly Me To the Moon 10 Points

Complete Story Mode

Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points

Smash three obstacles before touching the ground

Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points

Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode

Brass Nuts 25 Points

Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty

Crafty as a Fox 25 Points

Complete Story Mode without dying

The Golden Path 25 Points

Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)

Quarter Kilometer 50 Points

Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!