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Total Medals Earned: 2,341 (From 482 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 36,835 Points

Bullet Audyssey

My First Quantum Sidekick Unlocked 11/24/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Planet Sars Unlocked 11/24/11
5 Points
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
It's Over 9000!!!! 5 Points Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Planet Marcury 5 Points Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Rated E for Everything 5 Points Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
OVERCHARGED!!! 10 Points Reach a max overcharge combo.
Planet Jupitupe 10 Points Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Planet Narpdarp 10 Points Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Planet Satamalat 10 Points Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Disco Fever! 25 Points Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Maximum Power 25 Points Reach the maximum level.
Planet Penos 25 Points Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Planet Plutoo 25 Points Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Save your Home Planet 25 Points Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
The Malky Way 25 Points Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Yellow Brick Road 25 Points Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe 50 Points Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Secret Synthesizer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/395 points)

Bullet Bill 3

False Start Unlocked 11/15/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
...And Hard Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Always Remember Your First Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Booface Killah Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bullet Biller's Dozen Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chicken Extra Crispy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dodongo Destroyer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Drop A Bomb On It Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ground Control To Major Bill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Wanna Be The Bill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Long... Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Money Shot Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
My Uncle Works For Nintendo Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Overcompensating Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Persian Magic Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Positive KD Ratio Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
POW, Right In The Kisser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Righto, Chap Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shot The Bucket Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Small Geo Metro Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Phanto Menace Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
There It Go Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thunderstruck Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
A Long Long Time Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bullet Bill 'n Me Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chomping At The Bit Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cindemega Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Disgruntled Poultry Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Egg-Based Pun Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Family Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Feline Fiesta Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hazy Cosmic Jive Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I'm Gonna Get Me Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Impeccabill Survivor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Missing The Point Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Motown Magic Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Perfectionist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Questionable King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Right Hand Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shoop Da Koopa Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shyest Guy U Know Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
So Still Crew Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Subception Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Mask Of Golden Death Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Alright Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Block Genocidester Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bullet Impossibill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Good Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Great Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Super Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/50 (5/500 points)

Bunny Invasion: Easter

DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points
Kill 50 bunnies.
TICK, BOOM! Unlocked 2/17/10
5 Points
Use a grenade.
BULLET SPENDER 5 Points Use 500 bullets.
FAT WALLET 5 Points Spend £10,000.
AAARGH! 10 Points Go into RAGE.
BEEP, BOOM! 10 Points Use a remote explosive.
SEXY ASS 10 Points Get someone naked!
ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN 25 Points Kill the bunny man.
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER! 25 Points Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR 25 Points Fully Upgrade the assistant.
KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH! 25 Points Kill the super bunny.
NICE SCORE 50 Points Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY 50 Points Get all trophies!
YIPPEE KAY AY 50 Points Purchase all weapons.
EXCELLENT SCORE 100 Points Get a high score of 14,000,000.
SUPER ARSENAL 100 Points Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!

Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/500 points)

Burrito Bison

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! Unlocked 2/22/11
25 Points
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
OUTLAW! Unlocked 2/22/11
25 Points
Squash 100 police officers.
CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! Unlocked 2/24/11
50 Points
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! Unlocked 2/22/11
50 Points
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
SWEET IMPACT! Unlocked 2/22/11
50 Points
Reach past the sky's limit!
BUFFED OUT! Unlocked 2/24/11
100 Points
Upgrade everything to the max!
MIX THE FLAVOURS! Unlocked 2/24/11
100 Points
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
PANTS ON FIRE! Unlocked 2/24/11
100 Points
Attain a very high speed.

Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)

BurritoBisonRevenge

The way the cookie crumbles Unlocked 2/27/12
5 Points
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Bad boy, bad! Unlocked 2/27/12
10 Points
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Terminated Unlocked 3/6/12
25 Points
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
+99 LCK Unlocked 3/7/12
50 Points
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Robbing the robbers Unlocked 2/27/12
50 Points
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
To infinity and beyond! Unlocked 3/7/12
50 Points
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Yes, sir! Unlocked 3/20/12
100 Points
Complete all missions!
Power junkie 100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!

Medals Earned: 7/8 (290/390 points)

Bzoonk - The Pub Crawl

Abstainer Wannabe Unlocked 1/29/12
5 Points
Run through one pub without picking up a single beer.
Careful! Unlocked 1/29/12
5 Points
Your first ever waiter down!
Complete Clean Out Unlocked 1/29/12
5 Points
Grab all beer bottles in a single pub.
Fire Starter Unlocked 1/29/12
5 Points
Bring down 5 waiters in one run.
Getting The Hang Of It Unlocked 1/29/12
10 Points
Slide over 40 meters in total.
No Waiter Left Standing Unlocked 1/29/12
10 Points
Put down all waiters in a single pub.
The Beer Collector Unlocked 1/29/12
10 Points
Grab 30 beer bottles in one run.
War On Beer Unlocked 1/29/12
10 Points
Pick up all beer bottles in three pubs in a row.
Table Cleaner Unlocked 1/29/12
25 Points
Slide over 80 meters in total.
Fast Asleep 5 Points Doze off in the first pub.
Brawler 10 Points Bring down 10 waiters in one run.
Chillin' 10 Points Run through 3 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Heavy Hitter 10 Points Bring down 20 waiters in one run.
One Nighter 10 Points Fall asleep before the end of the first night.
The Abstainer 10 Points Get through 3 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.
Fast And Furious 25 Points Slide over 120 meters in total.
Keeping It Tight 25 Points Make a single slide over 25 meters.
Rookie 25 Points Get through at least five pubs without falling asleep.
Mahatma Gandhi 50 Points Stumble through 10 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Peace Walker 50 Points Get through 5 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
The Prohibitionist 50 Points Run through 5 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.
Veteran 100 Points Keep running for seven nights.

Medals Earned: 9/22 (85/465 points)

Captain Fugly

Rank I Unlocked 9/28/11
5 Points
Reach level 8
Rank II Unlocked 11/29/11
10 Points
Reach level 15
Rank III Unlocked 11/29/11
10 Points
Reach Level 22
Rank IV Unlocked 11/29/11
25 Points
Reach Level 29
Rank V 25 Points Complete all 35 levels.

Medals Earned: 4/5 (50/75 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 1/5/10
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Catch 51

Chest Burster Unlocked 4/19/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dino Dookie Unlocked 4/19/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
FBI FTW Unlocked 4/19/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lost their heads Unlocked 4/19/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Reincarnation Plush Doll Unlocked 4/19/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ronald RayGun Unlocked 4/19/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Running Southpaw Unlocked 4/19/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Son of Krypton Unlocked 4/19/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tom Fulp RIP Unlocked 4/19/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
X-Ray Charles Unlocked 4/19/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 10/10 (50/50 points)

Cave of No Return

No Return Unlocked 8/18/11
5 Points
Enter The Cave of No Return
Mushrooms Are Bad For You Unlocked 8/18/11
10 Points
Enter The Mushroom Forest
Going On A Trip Unlocked 8/18/11
25 Points
Trip 5 Times During 1 Game
Going On A Longer Trip Unlocked 8/18/11
50 Points
Trip 10 Times During 1 Game
Inquisitive Soul 5 Points View The Credits
Rain of Pebbles 10 Points Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Short Amount Of Time
Sliding Princess 10 Points Slide A Fair Bit
Rain of Stones 25 Points Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Medium Amount Of Time
Sliding Queen 25 Points Slide Quite A Bit
Mother of Slide 50 Points Slide A Lot!
Stone Storm 50 Points Stay Close To The Avalanche For Quite A While!
There But Not Back Again 100 Points Trip 15 Times During 1 Game

Medals Earned: 4/12 (90/365 points)