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Total Medals Earned: 2,364 (From 485 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 37,080 Points

Bullet Audyssey

Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/395 points)

Planet Sars 5 Points

Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods

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It's Over 9000!!!! 5 Points

Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.

Planet Marcury 5 Points

Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.

Rated E for Everything 5 Points

Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.

OVERCHARGED!!! 10 Points

Reach a max overcharge combo.

Planet Jupitupe 10 Points

Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.

Planet Narpdarp 10 Points

Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.

Planet Satamalat 10 Points

Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.

Disco Fever! 25 Points

Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox

Maximum Power 25 Points

Reach the maximum level.

Planet Penos 25 Points

Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.

Planet Plutoo 25 Points

Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.

Save your Home Planet 25 Points

Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.

The Malky Way 25 Points

Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.

Yellow Brick Road 25 Points

Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).

Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe 50 Points

Beat every stage in the game (including credits).

Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points

Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).

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Bullet Bill 3

Medals Earned: 2/50 (10/500 points)

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Bunny Invasion: Easter

Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/500 points)

DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! 5 Points

Kill 50 bunnies.

TICK, BOOM! 5 Points

Use a grenade.

BULLET SPENDER 5 Points

Use 500 bullets.

FAT WALLET 5 Points

Spend £10,000.

AAARGH! 10 Points

Go into RAGE.

BEEP, BOOM! 10 Points

Use a remote explosive.

SEXY ASS 10 Points

Get someone naked!

ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN 25 Points

Kill the bunny man.

HAPPY FUCKING EASTER! 25 Points

Kill the Easter bunny.

JIM THE CONQUEROR 25 Points

Fully Upgrade the assistant.

KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH! 25 Points

Kill the super bunny.

NICE SCORE 50 Points

Get a high score of 10,000,000.

TROPHY BOY 50 Points

Get all trophies!

YIPPEE KAY AY 50 Points

Purchase all weapons.

EXCELLENT SCORE 100 Points

Get a high score of 14,000,000.

SUPER ARSENAL 100 Points

Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!

Burrito Bison

Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! 25 Points

Get a perfect launch 10 times.

OUTLAW! 25 Points

Squash 100 police officers.

CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! 50 Points

Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.

LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! 50 Points

Go through the arena without touching the ground.

SWEET IMPACT! 50 Points

Reach past the sky's limit!

BUFFED OUT! 100 Points

Upgrade everything to the max!

MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points

Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.

PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points

Attain a very high speed.

Burrito Bison Revenge

Medals Earned: 7/8 (290/390 points)

The way the cookie crumbles 5 Points

Beat the crap out of the first opponent!

Bad boy, bad! 10 Points

Beat the crap out of the second opponent!

Terminated 25 Points

Beat the crap out of the third opponent!

+99 LCK 50 Points

Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!

Robbing the robbers 50 Points

Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!

To infinity and beyond! 50 Points

Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!

Yes, sir! 100 Points

Complete all missions!

Power junkie 100 Points

Upgrade everything to the max!

Bzoonk - The Pub Crawl

Medals Earned: 9/22 (85/465 points)

Abstainer Wannabe 5 Points

Run through one pub without picking up a single beer.

Careful! 5 Points

Your first ever waiter down!

Complete Clean Out 5 Points

Grab all beer bottles in a single pub.

Fire Starter 5 Points

Bring down 5 waiters in one run.

Getting The Hang Of It 10 Points

Slide over 40 meters in total.

No Waiter Left Standing 10 Points

Put down all waiters in a single pub.

The Beer Collector 10 Points

Grab 30 beer bottles in one run.

War On Beer 10 Points

Pick up all beer bottles in three pubs in a row.

Table Cleaner 25 Points

Slide over 80 meters in total.

Fast Asleep 5 Points

Doze off in the first pub.

Brawler 10 Points

Bring down 10 waiters in one run.

Chillin' 10 Points

Run through 3 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.

Heavy Hitter 10 Points

Bring down 20 waiters in one run.

One Nighter 10 Points

Fall asleep before the end of the first night.

The Abstainer 10 Points

Get through 3 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.

Fast And Furious 25 Points

Slide over 120 meters in total.

Keeping It Tight 25 Points

Make a single slide over 25 meters.

Rookie 25 Points

Get through at least five pubs without falling asleep.

Mahatma Gandhi 50 Points

Stumble through 10 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.

Peace Walker 50 Points

Get through 5 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.

The Prohibitionist 50 Points

Run through 5 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.

Veteran 100 Points

Keep running for seven nights.

Captain Fugly

Medals Earned: 4/5 (50/75 points)

Rank I 5 Points

Reach level 8

Rank II 10 Points

Reach level 15

Rank III 10 Points

Reach Level 22

Rank IV 25 Points

Reach Level 29

Rank V 25 Points

Complete all 35 levels.

Castle Crashing the Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Whiskered Away 5 Points

Level Up once.

Fabulous! 25 Points

Reach the maxed out level.

Graven Image 25 Points

Win without hitting a gravestone.

Power Razor 25 Points

Win without losing a life.

The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points

Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)

Beat to a Fulp 50 Points

Defeat The Beard

Catch 51

Medals Earned: 10/10 (50/50 points)

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Cave of No Return

Medals Earned: 4/12 (90/365 points)

No Return 5 Points

Enter The Cave of No Return

Mushrooms Are Bad For You 10 Points

Enter The Mushroom Forest

Going On A Trip 25 Points

Trip 5 Times During 1 Game

Going On A Longer Trip 50 Points

Trip 10 Times During 1 Game

Inquisitive Soul 5 Points

View The Credits

Rain of Pebbles 10 Points

Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Short Amount Of Time

Sliding Princess 10 Points

Slide A Fair Bit

Rain of Stones 25 Points

Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Medium Amount Of Time

Sliding Queen 25 Points

Slide Quite A Bit

Mother of Slide 50 Points

Slide A Lot!

Stone Storm 50 Points

Stay Close To The Avalanche For Quite A While!

There But Not Back Again 100 Points

Trip 15 Times During 1 Game